- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Stuart post a joke? Because he is using a giant iphone

Roses are white, Violets are white, holy shit i can see the light.

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

How many cops does it take to change a lightb- [Beaten to death by cops]

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom.

Why do you never want to party with Lindsay Lohan? Because she's a drug abuser and a terrible influence.

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

Once upon of time there was a chicken. It crossed the road and everybody made fun of him. The End

Why did the car crash? The driver was female.

How many Lepers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? People with leprosy should not be doing general house keeping.

There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

How to open an orange? You don't you peal it

Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

A seal walks into a club, It proceeds to maul customers and then makes its way back to the ocean where it lives.

Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

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