Dyslexia ruels!

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How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

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How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff. What's green and fluffy? Green fluff. What's red and fluffy? A kitten that got hit by a truck.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream...?? Because he got hit by a white van

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Why didn't the boy's parents throw him a birthday party? Because his father is in jail for drug possession and his mother is dead.

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Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

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How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

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So A duck wants to be a musician. Day1: He cuts of his beak attempting to sing. Day2: Dead

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Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

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How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

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Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

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What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

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Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

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What's worse than breastfeeding a wolverine? Force-breastfeeding a wolverine.

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How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17.

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What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

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One girl said to her friends, "LOL guys wait for me." She ran to a pile of corpses. The girl was about to lose her sanity as she was in denial when her friends had died. She held hands of two of the corpses and smiled and pretended everything was ok.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

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Yo mamma's so fat that the gravity required to keep her on the ground is significantly smaller than an average sized human.

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Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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