- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did 6-year old dyslexic boy start his essay on soap? Sopa is shit...

Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

Your mother is so fat; I love fat fat people.

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why does the man appear fat he is

knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

I saw 2 jews talking. I threw in a penny and watched them fight to the death. I did the same with 2 catholic preasts exept I threw in a baby boy

Why did the cookie shader Because someone dropped it

Why did Jill fall off the swings? -Because she had no arms. Knock Knock? --Who's there? Not Jill. What did Jill get for Christmas? -What? I don't know. She couldn't open it.

Girl 1: I just can't find the man who'll make the perfect husband for me. Girl 2: Maybe you're asking for too much. Girl 1: Yeah, probably.

How do you stop a plane? Land it.

How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

Barman says to a horse at the bar ' Are you sad or upset?' Horse says 'No' Barman says 'Well why the long face?' Horse says 'Because I'm a horse'

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

What did the man who brutally raped and murdered his infant daughter say? He didn't.

Your mother's so ugly she has low self-esteem

How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

Q: What happened to the fat man on the roller coaster A: The roller coaster went slightly faster due to the laws of gravity

What is Mary short for? She has no legs.

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