- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a black man? It would be cannibalism to eat a black man.

What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

What is big, green, fuzzy, and would kill you if it fell on you? A pool table.

watched pride and prejudice last night. I hate period dramas... too much blood

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

what do round tank toilets do? blow up CC

What do Vladimir Putin and a snake have in common? A central nervous system, to name but one of the many biological similarities.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

Two guys walk into a bar. But the third one was a duck.

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