Your mamas so poor she cant even afford to support a family

did you hear about the two peanuts walking down the street? one was raped.

A girl talks to here boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

What is better than life? Nothing.

Wish me luck these are the ten numbers on my keno 19 65 80 2 34 72 68 22 12 8

What's black and white and in the desert? Tourists being held hostage by a tribe.

No!

Why did little Katie fall off her bike? Because the postman killed the bee hive.

Yo mamas so dumb she has to repeat the 10th grade...again.

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person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

what did hayley say to missy last night? I'm tired bye

Joke- Blah Blah Blah, punch line -LOL -Shut the hell up

What's black and yellow and flies? I dont know.

João Duarte reads this.

Barny the purple dinosaur has no imagination, stuck his finger up his ass and called it masterbaition!

PENIS lol

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

Knock knock Whos there your son your son who holy shit dad just let me in

Yo mama's so fat, that we are all extremely concerned for her health.

What did Batman say to Superman before they got in the car? Get in the car.

What has eyes but can't see? Helen Keller. What has ears but can't hear? A field of corn.

A boy walks into a bar. He wakes up in a hospital 3 days later with a bruise on his head. He asks the doctor, "What happened?" The doctor replies, "The bartender smashed a glass on your forehead."

So I was banging this French chick the other day and I couldn't understand what she was saying Turns out I raped her.

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