Your mother is so fat. We are all extremely concerned for her health.

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Male leadership.

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what do a pizza and a jew have in common? they both burn in an oven

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"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

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A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

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They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

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Q: Why did the Honey Badger cross the road? A: Honey Badger don't care!!!

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How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

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An eagle and a mouse sat on a tree branch, watching a farmer walk to the pasture to milk his cows. The eagle then turned to the mouse but said nothing, because eagles cannot speak. The eagle then ate the mouse because it was a bird of prey.

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Why did the bird fall out of the sky? Someone shot it.

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the fridge door and place the elephant inside. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the fridge door, remove the elephant, and place the giraffe inside. There is a party at the zoo. All of the zoo animals attend, except one. Which one? The giraffe, because he is in the fridge.

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On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown how angry are you?

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

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What do you get when you cross a rusty nail and a foot? Tetanus

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was sexually abusive.

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What do you call a black man that steal from your shop? A thief

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Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

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Knock Knock! F*ck off

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Y did the first squarl fall out of the tree? It died Y did the 2nd squarl fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Y did the 3rd squarl fall out of the tree? Peer presure. Why did bobby fall off his bike? He got hit by 3 squarls Y did bobby die? He got run over by a truck:)

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Q: What's multicoloured and spins around while screaming in agony? A: A clown in a washing machine.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? No Neither did she

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what do u call a gay guy? Marlin Stein and Bryan Carboni

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Sarah Palin.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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