- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a rock at it

How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

If you have 12 apples and I have 12 ice cubes how many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

The camp counselor woke me up, and said that it was going to be a long week. I didn't worry though, since all weeks are 7 days long.

What is better than tissues? Correct!

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 7

roses are red violets are blue your friend is a scumbag and so are you

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

i saw amango it splootered

Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

You are walking down the street. You see 3 black people and you don't talk to them because they are complete strangers.

Q. How do you make your neighbor mad? A. Run his kids over.

Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

What does a frog in a blender sound like? WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR

One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally has a burning hatred for dairy products.

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