How many light bulbs does it take to garner an unnecessarily large crowd of a single ethnic group of people working together to simultaneously replace said light bulbs and uphold their cultural stereotypes? What the hell's a light bulb? I'm a culturally illiterate Amish man.

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Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

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it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

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Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

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It's 4/20. You know what that means? Today is a Wednesday

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A white man, a black man, and a Mexican board a plane. The white man watches the on-flight film. The black man watches the on-flight film. The Mexican also watches the on-flight film. At the end of a long flight, they leave the plane and go do whatever it is they planned to do at their destination.

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How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

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Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

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Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

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Verbal assault; because battering someone to death with a dictionary has never been so much fun. [L]

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Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

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Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

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Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

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what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

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Why did the midget fall from a tall building? Because somebody pushed him.

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Why couldn't Jimmy wash his hair? He has leukemia and therefore no longer has hair.

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"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

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Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

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A lot eh?

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

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Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

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autistic kids rock

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Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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