Why did Suzie fall off the swings? Because she didn't have arms or legs. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

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What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

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What do you call a giraffe without a neck? Dead.

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Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

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WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

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Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

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What did the rabbit buy the Jewish duck for Hanukkah? Nothing, animals don't celebrate holidays.

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If I am from Texas, where are you from? You know the answer? HOLY SH*T! YOU ARE A GENIUS!

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

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whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

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What did little John get for his birthday? No sort of disease or illness of any kind because he was in perfect health. He also got an Xbox.

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What do you call someone who kills a black person? A cop

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www.hurr-durr.com

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oh whatever Greece isn't going to leave the eurozone shut up about it already

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And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

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Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. In the world of cardinal numbers, protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary. You should not judge them by the standards of human society. It's ignorant and offensive.

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why did the man hop everywhere? He only had one leg

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chuck norris was bit by a snake, a few hours later he died

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A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

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My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

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How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

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How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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