what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

What is the name of the car? What

Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

What color is cotton? White Well in Afrca, they grow black cotton

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

I like school Said no one ever.

what do call a dead dog in between two planks of wood? big sandwhich.

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

Barack Obama plays basketball

Why was the little African child sad? He had recently been denied an education only 4 days after witnessing his mother being raped and cut in half by a machete. ....he also had aids. ......and was in Africa.

Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

What do you call a blonde with a Doctorate in Physics? Doctor (Dr).

What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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