- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I suck at poetry. Nice tits.

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you had a pulmonary embolism, you would be too

What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

What do you call double A's? Batteries

Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

What did the black guy, the Mexican guy, and the Chinese guy have for lunch? A sandwich

What's worse than a paper-cut? Two paper-cuts. What's worse than two paper-cuts? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three paper-cuts.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Banana you glad I didn't say 'Orange?'"

Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

What's the difference between a bike and a black man? I don't know how to ride a bike.

Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

Knock knock. Get out!!

A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

How many black babies fit in a garbage can? It depends on the capacity of the garbage can.

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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