- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

What did the black man do after the white guy told a racist joke? Laugh

Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one underneath it. What's worse than that? It has to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It goes back for seconds.

Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

What did Helen Keller say to her mother? Nothing coherent.

Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

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