How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

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I scream, you scream, we all scream because we're getting murdered.

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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

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what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

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When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

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Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

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Whats brown and sticky? A Stick.

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What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

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Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

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What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

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What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

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Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

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A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

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A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

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How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

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NASCAR being considered a sport.

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Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

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Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

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The child was fired from his job.

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How often do you remember a dream? Well what if I told you that this is a dream go ahead pinch your arm. You probably didn't feel pain. And just incase jump out a fifth story window. Come on do it. Now if you are still reading this you are either dreaming or didn't jump out the window. Shame on you!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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