How do you make a sandwich? Go into the kitchen and make a sandwich.

what does mandy enjoy on weekends a load of cum in her face

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What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

man ur hairline is soooo far back the archaeologists couldn't find it

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

Roses are red Violets are blue This font is black You smell like shit

What do you get if you cross a centipede with a millipede? I don't know but it sure has a lot of legs

Steve Jobs is alive In our Hearts <3

Why did the black guy buy a bucket of KFC? Because he was hungry

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

How did the fireman get the cat out the tree? He sprayed it with a hose, killing it in the process.

What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

What do you call a human with no eye? A Human.

what did the girls scream when they were being stalked? skydragon

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

the world is made out of 4 things. protons, neutrons, electrons, and morons

Barney is a dinosaur We see on medication! And when we are high on drugs He's a hallucination!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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