- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

A fat man orders a pizza. Then after eating it, he gets a eart attack due to his high cholesterol and lack of exercise

How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a white elephant? No there is no such thing as a white elephant gun. You take it's trunk, then strangle it until it turns blue. Then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

Liverpool City Football Club

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

Hey, Have you Seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he!

What is yellow and smells like a flower? A yellow flower :)

What did the depressed man get for his birthday? a rope

A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

How long does it take to acheive a superbowl win? However long it takes you.

Whats worse then a dead baby? 10 dead babies

A man is walking on the beach, he trips on a mystical lamp and dusts i off a little. turns out that it was just a lamp, he droped it back on the sand and was arrested for littering.

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

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