What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

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How are baseball and the holocaust similar? They're both games, except for the holocaust

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Anti-Joke is a knock-off.

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One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

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whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm Helen Keller Everything's black

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Four black guys have a picnic. One of them pulls out a bag of KFC. Another pulls out some Kool Aid. The third pulls out a watermelon. The fourth pulls out a box of cookies you racist prick

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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What did the Pope say to the homosexual couple? Welcome to the community.

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Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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A white man is found dead in an alley way, who was the murderer? The black guy trying to climb up the walls to escape.

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what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

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Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad ill be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!!

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What's funny about black people? The fact that they are all in prison for not being visible at night time.

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Why did Jack take a prune out for the evening? A healthy snack as part of a balanced diet.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

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What did PSY say about his newest song? Probably something in Korean.

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What did one jew say to the other? Hello.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. *BOOM* *waiting* "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

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Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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Oh NOES! She does worry about me! YOU MUST APOLOGIZE! Relax, the body has two sources of happy drugs, one is the sweet calm stuff I am really bad at, and the other comes with adrenaline and stuff, the name of which I do not remember, both are important, but yeah, I am a thrill seeker, and when I do not find them, I make a thrill out of whatever I got, whatever that means.

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Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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