Roses are red, Here's something new. Violets are violet, Not f***ing blue.

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What did the computer say to the mouse? Nothing inanimate objects cant talk

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What did the Mexican shoe salesman say to the man? Excuse me, do you whih way to main street?

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What's heed and has wheels? Your mom.

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A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

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If you are riding on a boat and all the wheels fall off, how many pancakes would it take to make a dog house? It does not matter because fish don't like tomatoes.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Explain the concept of time travel.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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Q: How do you turn a purple panda into a red panda A: Feed it grey poop and because it tasted so bad it got so mad it turned red.

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you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

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A thief stole a calendar. Later, feeling guilty, he returned it to its owner, admitted his misconduct, and went to a local minimart to purchase his own.

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hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

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Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

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Godilla walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

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DINOSAUR Street Fighter 4: Masterchief edition LOUND ONE! BAKE! And the final results: Sagat: Heh, you want some... cornflakes? *BOOO! YOU THUG!" Ryu: WHOWANTSSOMEPOUNDCAKE! *Delicious poundcake omg" "Well, at least better than serving a fucking bowl of foocking cornflakes with milk in four goddamn hours!" YOU LOSE! "You must defeat my Poundcake to stand a chance, I am the worlds greatest pillow fighter!" GAME OVER

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why did the kid drop his toy? a dog was ripping out his throat

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So a horse walks into a bar, oh wait Sarah Jessica Parker

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knock, , knock , who's there the gas man the gas man who ? the gas man who is gonna turn your gas off !

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What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

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Yo mama so fat, she gonna die soon.

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Indians

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Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

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What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

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What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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