- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

Why couldn't the girl call her boyfriend? Because she is homeless and can't afford to buy a phone.

Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

Why was Carlos fired? Because he stole and smelled of weed.

Yo mommas so fat that when she walked into the ocean all the whales were far away. However, if the whales did happen to be closer to your mom it would be highly improbable that they would sing.

What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

What did little Timmy do in the Library? Read

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

Q: Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? A: Neither did she...

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

roses are red, violets are blue, i have AIDS, now so do you.

What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

Roses are flowers.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

I'm funnY!!! Haha pënis

This is an anti- joke

What did the depressed man get for his birthday? a rope

man ur hairline is soooo far back the archaeologists couldn't find it

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

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