- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

What did the boy get for christmas? a new lining

is this the krusty krab? no this is smooth lobster.

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

Why didn't the mexican have a job? because he was working on his masters degree

Anti Jokes = Drained

roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

What did the wife say to the husband? I'm a man.

Why is it hard to see a black man in the night? Because its dark out, and he's BLACK.

Father "Why so down son?" Son "I've always been this short..."

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? Two piles of dead babies.

women's rights

What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance.

rawrrrrrrrrrrr

A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

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