Flawed genetics? I am just sad, but then again I am a crybaby, mind sharing a bit more with me? I mean you wont call me wont you? You are not keeping me a secret from anyone right?

What did the black guy say to the other black guy? We are both black

You might be a redneck if you hate your father and you live in a trailer

What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

Text Klarens at 317-653-8695. Tell him crazy shit or send crazy pictures.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because if you subtract 6 from 7 only one would survive.

how do you know if your pleasuring a woman? who cares

How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

What did Hitler say to the black jew? Get to the back of the oven

What did the Polack do in the rainstorm? He got wet.

During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

What is better than getting a job? Getting a better job.

How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

knock knock come in !

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

A man walks into a bar his alcoholism is tearing his family apart

What really killed the dinosaurs? ME!!!

Chicken

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