Why did Sally cry at the wedding? somebody shot her future husband.

You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

Knock knock, Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana Smith, I'm here for the Smith Family Reunion.

There once was a boy walking over a railroad track. He got hit by a train. He died.

What did michael say to sam? (pedo face) YEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the Asian boy drop his milk? Because he had a stroke.

Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

Why did the man stop dead in his tracks? He was on top of a land mine.

why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. -It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? The bench can support a family.

wots brown and smells like shite shite

Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

One, two, three, four and five

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? You wouldn't be able to count them if it were dark.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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