Chlamydia

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Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

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george goodburn is secretly mexican

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A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

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What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

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Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

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What did the first Ethiopian say to the other? He asked for some food only to realize that the other one had already starved to death.

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whats the difference between ebola and a can of dead babies? i have ebola. this isnt funny at all.

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knock knock who's there? your destiny

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ugvvvvvv

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A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

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A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

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Did u know that 10/10 people die?

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A man is walking down the street in Chicago. A man in a car pulls up next to him and asks him, "Excuse me sir, how do I get to Carnegie Hall?", at which the man on the street said, "Go straight here, turn onto Birch, follow that to the second stop light, then turn left on Main, big complex, can't miss it." "Thank you!"

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A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

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9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

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Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

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KEVIN CRUMMY SMELLS LIKE SARAHS (I)

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What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

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What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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