A blond, a brunet, and a red head jumped off a bridge. Which one hit the ground first? In order to solve this problem you would first need to figure out witch of the three had more of a body mass. Then you would need to calculate the accretion in case one brought along a cow. However, in the end the outcome is always the same: 3 dead bodies on impact and 3 mourning families.

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Q: Why was it bad to be a black jew during the Holocaust? A: You had to sit at the back of the gas chamber

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Yo moma so fat, it ain't even funny. Seriously. She is suffering real diabetes! Do you know how that feels? I though so...

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What did the transvestite say to the hypochondriac? "Ever been to Toledo?"

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Why did Susie fall off the swing?? ShE had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there? Not Susie

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Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

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How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on the car.

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What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

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Wanna know what is gross? a dead baby in a dumpster. Grosser? Ten dead babies in a dumpster. Grosser? There is a live one at the bottom. Grosser? It ate its way out. Grosser? It came back for seconds.

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guess what the clown said to the kid... im a clown

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What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

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I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen...

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What's black and white and red all over? A blood-soaked zebra

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Why did jim all I over? He dies

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whats brown and has wings? a stick, i lied about the wings bit

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whats the difference between harry potter and a jew? harry potter can escape the chamber

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What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

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Why did the Hindu eat the Mongolian? He tried, the Mongolian raped him.

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yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

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Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

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Whats fleash color fleash color and fleashcolor? a naked hobo rolling down a hill

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Read a Book.

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Facilitator huh? Sounds like someone that kills someone standing in the way, or bribes off others.

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What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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