If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

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What is Rebecca Blacks favorite resurant? T.G.I Fridays...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, nor does the chicken because it's a chicken.

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

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What do you call a black man who works in a ice-cream truck? A Ice-Creem Man

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So the word RAPING does not work unless you type it in caps? Raping... Did it censor? No? Never mind then... Wow, catchphra Never mind... Its a sign X-files theme.... Teleports at your house: Hah bitch never you ugly, or not ugly enough... Urgh, nevermind, I mean some ugly chicks know their stuff but you know... Anyway NeroMetal The sociopath not the fucking Cultist piece of shit that use my morals as a code system? YOU THINK WE THE SAME? EEEEEEH! Me raping you says we are not... And ill find you ;) Or your sister or your mom, I mean h0m0? You think im a pervert or something?

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Where did Sarah go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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Q: What did the air freshener say to the car??? A: Nothing. Air fresheners are inanimate objects

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What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

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“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

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justin beiber is having intimate sex with a woman.

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knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

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Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

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These jokes don't have punchlines.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? were lawyers

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a man checks his mypsace

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What happens when metal and ice collide together? The Titanic

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im a policeman the car infront of me had a foot hanging out of the trunk. i pulled him over. i closed the trunk and proceeded to inform him of the dangers of open trunks.

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What did the slutty blonde get her boyfriend for Valentine's Day? Nothing because she had died of AIDS months ago.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

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Me: What's the difference between a zebra and a slice of cheese? You: I don't know Me: Me neither

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what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

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A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. A heated religious debate ensues in which everyone is uncomfortable and leaves questioning their own faith and fearing the unknown.

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What did Jimmy get for his first bithday A coffin

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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