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We are both missing the picture here friend, those bastards chose to fuck up my eye themselves, and while I do not completely trust you, (as far as I know you might still be a faggotqueer trying to mindfuck me), I trust you enough to take my chances. As for my eye, its fucked, I see light with it, and that is pretty much what I am going to keep seeing from it besides it looks like shit, on the bright side I look 20 percent more bad ass with an eye-patch than without, I am physically and mentally scarred, and as far as physically goes, I dig the look. Dont worry, you seem overly concerned about what people here are gonna think, it is ironic how the shitty system here makes it so easy to hide ones identity, you know if people do it right, know nothing about computers myself.

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what do you get when you cross a turkey with a goat? nothing you can't cross to genetically different spieces stupid

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Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

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Knock knock Fuck off!

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My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

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How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

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All of the people in the burning building escaped except for one what was wrong with that one person? He was a blind, could not hear and was in a wheelchair.

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What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

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Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

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What's worse than a holocaust? two holocausts.

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Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

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Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

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how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

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what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

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As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

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whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

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How do you make a gorilla stop chasing you? You shoot him.

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In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

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I'm Batman.

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What is spiky and opens up wide? The Mouth…what were you thinking you perv?

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The girl was really drunk and passed out. She woke up the next day with a hangover.

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Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

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A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

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