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Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

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A man is mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he reaches down to see if something's stuck in the blades. What does he pull out? His finger.

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What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

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women's rights.

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Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

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So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

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Why does Mario grown on shrooms? Because they bloom inside of him.

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CAOIMHIN. IVE BEEN DOING MY WORK SINCE IVE STARTED THIS CLASS. YOU'VE STARTED THIS WHOLE THING. I WROTE BIG MAC'S AND THATS IT. SO STFU

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Why couldnt Hellen Keller drive? Because vehicles werent invented yet.

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What's the hardest thing about eating a quadriplegic? The wheelchair.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is dead, and thereby lacks the necessary motor control.

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a white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy all jump off a building. they all immediately die on impact, later on the news white guy jumps off building.

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There's an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman. They are all trapped in a jail cell. Eventually they all starved to death.

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Chicken

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What really killed the dinosaurs? ME!!!

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A man walks into a bar his alcoholism is tearing his family apart

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Why should we dislike all the jokes on the Newest Page? Well you should too. >.>

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Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

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What is the deferince between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

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There is a mountain and there are three men, One is asian and the two others are black and white. "This is for my people!" Said the asian man when he was falling for his death. "This is for my people!" Yelled the african american. Then he takes the American man and throws him off the mountain

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

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A lady in a bank was asked by the clerk to round the sum she wanted to raise from her account. She rounded it several times, but the clerk continued to insist that the sum needs to be rounded. She left the bank confused, with a coupon consisting of completely rounded sum of 691, 88$. Next day she returned with a coupon with a rounded sum of 690,88$. The clerk asked again the lady to round the sum. The lady started helplessly to cry and said she had rounded is already with a harp, and couldn't make it round anymore, she even removed the sharp 1 from the sum.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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