To be, or not to be. That is not the question. The question is, what time is it?

How many holes can you poke in my chest, When my chest is by far the best If you believe you can stab Then then grab a knife...that you can grab Skewer my breast Which lies on the best chest And you will discover A man under your covers Yes, keep on pokin' Poke my chest with the knife you are strokin' And then swallow a chode because you are stupid.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

What do u call a gay dinosaur Tyran a sore arse

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at him.

i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

Why did the plane crash Because the pilot was hit in the face with an axe

Why did the boy fall asleep in class? He was tired.

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

How do you make Yoda sad? Kill all of his friends.

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

Albert your flies undone.

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

What is big, long, hot, and firm? An erection due to the arousal of a woman's sex appeal.

This week only, 2 for 1 misdemeanor shop lifting arrest. How can I do it? Because I can.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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