- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom T H E R E ' R E A L L D E A D!!!

I had a really great joke to tell you!

Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

What is better than life? Nothing.

U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

"Imagine a World Without Free Knowledge" -I'm not imagining, thanks Wikipedia!

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Why was the little boy sad Because he has depression from his father beating him over and over every time he comes home from school...

did you hear about the two peanuts walking down the street? one was raped.

What does the kitty say to his owner? you've CAT to KITTEN right MEOW

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume

Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

Why didnt Steve Jobs make an iphone 5? He died

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. You racist.

the wild black man is searching for food. He spots a KFC, and goes wild. He then proceeds to get in line.

whats black and large -me

So, im new at this site and i was wondering how do you make an anti joke?

Q: What's the difference between a Boyscout and a Jew? A: Boyscouts come home from camp.

My dog has no nose, how does it smell? Using its anus.

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hello i hav a growing interes in math and arithmetic especially when it involves pi if u are still reading this you either didnt realize that this was a joke or just didnt care but most likely it means that the first line interested or bored u and u wanted to find out wut the rest was u like????

Why was the boy sleeping on the curb? he wasn't actually sleeping, he actualy just got hit by a car and had already died.

Why did the Chinese family eat a dog? Because they were poor and starving refugees.

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