- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You no what the biggest lie in history is? Agreeing to the terms and services whenever you sign up for a website

What do you get when you cross the motorway with a lottery ticket? You get knocked down and killed.

#So tell me what you want, what you really really want, so tell me what you want, what you really really want.# OhOk then. I'll take that photo of your mother.

What's black and white and red all over. Nothing, that's a contradiction.

What did the little boy say to a stranger? Nothing. He is very shy, and his parents always said to never talk to strangers.

What's the difference between an alligator and an argyle sweater? There are far too many conceivable differences between the two objects to be able to give an actual definite variance between them.

What's as hard as rock and as light as a feather? Any object in the space, once the lack of gravity makes atoms to have not weight, since mass x gravity equals to weight.

Why are Asians good at Math? Because they are bad at English.

why did the monkey fall out of a tree?? a snail threw a refridgerator at him

Man is even more eager to copulate than a donkey – his purse is what restrains him

why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

what would be the most epic fight ever chuck norris vs superman vs all legendary pokemon vs a giant who would win it me (im superman)

What do you call a moose with a 42 gauge shotgun pellet through its head? Open Season

This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

if i get 1,000 likes ill kill your hole family

Why couldnt the man buy food? Because.

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't know how to rhyme Refrigerator ------------

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

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