- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

How do you call a half deaf duck? HEY DUCK!!!!!!

Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Sandwich.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

Moon: The sun shines bright like a virgin. He must be high..

Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

Q: What happens when two feminists try to chanbe a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

Knock Knock! Who's there? ... THE DOOR!!

Me - Ask me if I am a Frog. You - Are you a Frog? Me - No.

What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

Whats bigger than a tuba? the universe.

Yo mama is so fat, she just had a heart-attack.

A baby seal walks into a club.

girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

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