- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the duck cross road? It didn't, it got ran over.

Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

Black people don't exist. Their skin is rather of a brown tone.

go F*** yourself

Two penguins walk are in the bathtub and says "can you pass me the soap?" the other one looks at him quite quarly and says "what do you think i am, a chainsaw?!?"

What's black and doesn't work? My blackberry

whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Relizing its a used tampon covered with blood.

Q: Whats the deifference between me and you A: The fact that im the beautiful one -RDV

What did the lawyer say to the Black man? Your case came through, the murderer of your wife has been caught

what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Whats black and yellow and makes you laugh? A bus full of niggers driving of a cliff

Why did the mathematician go to jail? Because he killed his wife.

Roses are blurry so is everything else I need glasses

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

Why couldn't the girl eat her pizza? She had no face.

Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

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