- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

Q: Why did the baby cry when it came out of the moms stomach? A: The doctor dropped it!

Why did the rose look so brown? Because it was dead

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

Q: What did the Rapist say to the Little girl before they got in to the Van? A: Get In the Van

Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the ground

Why did the teenager drink a beer? Because it was actually full of sizzurp

Why can't black people swim? Because there are sharks in the lake.

whats white and smells like onions? an onion..

Women's Rights.

What is better then fisting? Fisting with a metal studded glove

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

What is brown and sticky? A lot of things are brown and sticky

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