What do you call 5 black guys at the bottom of the ocean? scuba divers

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What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

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Jersey Shore.

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Q: how do you drown a blond A: put a mirror at the bottom of a pool

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What's worse than dying of boredom? ...Being stabbed.

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jesus can walk on water but chuck norris can swim through land

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why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

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Q: A policeman is working past a room. The window is too high to see in. The person hears "no John, don't", and then a gunshot. He rushes inside and sees a dead body on the floor with a gun beside him. Also in the room are a doctor, a lawyer and a priest. Without asking any questions, he immediately arrests the priest. Why? A: Because the priest is the only male in the room.

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What is worse than a sharknado? A bullcano.

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So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

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What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

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You know whats annoying? Steve

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Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

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What do you call a man with leaves on his head? Steve, he's on camouflage training in the Army.

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Policeman: Knock, knock. Woman: Who's there? Policeman: The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has been killed.

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Knock knock. I have a doorbell...

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Why did the boy fall over? Because he got hit by a car. Follow forever.art7 on Insta.

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Why was the young girl sad? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

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Why did the Jew pick up the dollar on the side of the road? Because he dropped it.

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Maths.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he wanted to

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Why did the Muslim suicide bomber commit suicide? He was nervous and didn't think he could hijack a plane.

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what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

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Anti Joke

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