- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

this kid named terry stockton thought it was funny to get someone in the ankle lace then the kid got up and pucnched him in the face so hard he had a seizure

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

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Why did the man hang himself? Because his pistol misfired.

being sober in a bar fight

Nah

Roses are c0ck violets are vag this joke is for george i like it like that<3xxxx

Q: Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? A: A burglar

What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

Q: What does a giraffe say to the other giraffes? A: Nothing, giraffes do not have vocal cords and are therefore unable to make any sounds, much less speak; not to mention a giraffes brain is far to underdeveloped to talk in a spoken language.

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