"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

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What/s funnier than 24 dead Jews? 25 dead Jews. What/s funnier than 25 dead Jews? 6 million dead Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

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How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

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Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

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What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

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Man says, "Hello" Girl, "Do you wanna go out?" Man, "With you?" Girl, "YES!" Man, "NO, bye!"

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

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One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

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What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

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An anti-joke

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What did one dolphin say to the other after watching a banana dance with an afro. My pancreas was replaced with a mango.

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What did the racist say to the other racist? Hey how was yesterday's clan meeting?

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roses are gray, violets are gray, Im a dog

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't become rotisserie with a side of hash brown.

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11th September jokes are just plane wrong.

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What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

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A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

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why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

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David Cameron

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You heard now that you can not only bet safe at net casinos, but also win safely? Win safely? The hell does that mean? You mean you could win unsafely before? Like the betting casino crashing after you win a million? Moral: That crap is even less moral than I am ffs! Now they give you like 5000 game bucks free just to get you addicted.

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What do you get when you cross a Chinese man with a dog? A happy Chinese man and a pile of dog bones.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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