What do you not want to call a african american that begins with an N and ends with an R? A Neighbor!

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A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "You know, you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate says, "I know, I was just raped by a group of men who thought it would be funny to humiliate me as much as possible. The bartender then called 911 seeing that a horrible crime had just been committed.

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What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire? He pulls over and replaces it.

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What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

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What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

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This isn't funny.

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Lil Wayne's song 6 foot 7 foot was named after my wewe

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why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

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Q: why does the cat go out of the house by the window A: It doesn't the window is closed

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dyslexic's Untie

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noah is a scrub jungle

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YouTube Is Red Facebook Is Blue Porn Hub Is Down You'll Have To Do

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What's red, crunchy, and hard to chew. A brick.

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What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

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Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

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what happened when Bob told a joke? Joe laughed.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder and help him down

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What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

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Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

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What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

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What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

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Midgets' mouths are perfect height for, kissing other midgets.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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