- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

How do you know if an elephant has been in your fridge? If it is laying in pieces around the crumbled wreckage of your house. [L]

What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

What did the husband say when his wife startled him as she appeared coming out of the kitchen? You scared me.

Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

So A duck wants to be a musician. Day1: He cuts of his beak attempting to sing. Day2: Dead

What did the orphan get for christmas........Cancer

One girl said to her friends, "LOL guys wait for me." She ran to a pile of corpses. The girl was about to lose her sanity as she was in denial when her friends had died. She held hands of two of the corpses and smiled and pretended everything was ok.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are flowers, And daisies are too.

Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

What's worse than breastfeeding a wolverine? Force-breastfeeding a wolverine.

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

My asian freind died recently... But on another note why did the chicken cross the road.Crosing the road is a metaphor for killing yourself and the chicken is my asian freind.

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

That is so fetch

Why did the kid drop his football? He had a heart attack

My Friend Philip had his lip removed today. he is just Phil now.

an american an asian and a jihadist got on a train where did they go no where as the jihadist was strapped to c4

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