- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

Two baby seals walk into a club.

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow to the knee and had armor so it deflected off. Then I found out my wife was pregnant.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

what do u say to a man walking down the street nothing, u shouldnt talk to strangers

How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

Why did the man stop smoking? Because he was shot in the face.

You know what's a real drag? A club foot

Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

What's the difference between a Jew and a Canoe Well one is a human, beating heart, and the other is a small boat you row in

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

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