- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

"What's funnier then this joke? Women's rights." *Your suggestion is contradictory considering the fact that you are implying "Women's rights" is more humorous than "Women's rights".

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

try this on someone: Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock Who's There? Knock Knock They will keep asking who's there while you laugh

What do black people and asians have in common? arms

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb that explodes in 3 seconds inside your apple.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock? Who's There? Not Suzy. What did Suzy want for Christmas? Parents who loved her. What did Suzy get for Christmas? Cancer.

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

Q. What did the mom say to the boy scout? A. He wouldn't be a happy camper.

What's the difference between Justin Beiber and a horrible singer? Nothing.

What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

Why did the chiken cross the road? To bite a rubarb stick.

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

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