- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

Q. What is the difference between an ass kisser and a brown noser? A. Depth Perception.

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

A gay man,a black woman,a seven year old child,a liberal,an atheist and an asian walk into a building. A hijacked plane flies into the tower they were in and kills them all on a cold September morning.

knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

Knock Knock: I have full blown AIDS

What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

whats the best joke ever? womens rights

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

What's clear and looks like water? Water.

Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

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