Q. What happened first The Tree or The Apple. A. Johny Appleseed.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

Roses are red Violets are fine I'll be the 6 You be the 9

There's an Irishman, a homo-sexual, and a Jew standing at a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community!

Fat? Jesse Z

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

why did the boy eat his lunch money? it was his lunch!

Beka has AIDS

A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

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Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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