North Korea is red. Amerika is blue. But they both split blood. All over you

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What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

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"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

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Whats an Anit-joke?? A joke that possesses the kind of humor based on the surprise factor of absence of an expected joke or of a punch line in a narration which is set up as a joke.

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What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

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Why did the cat die? To get to the other side

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Q: What's black, white, and red all over? A: A horribly maimed zebra.

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Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

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Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

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Microwave

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If life gives you lemons, you are probably suffering from hallucinations.

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How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

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What was the last thing that went through the WTC jumper's head? His ankles.

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A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

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What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

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Knock Knock Whose there? The pizza you ordered That's weird, the Pizza I ordered shouldn't be able to talk

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What could be happier than a fat guy eating 20 pies? The guy he bought it from!

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So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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What did the frog order at McDonalds? Nothing, it's a frog.

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Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

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What do you call a black guy who works at McDonald's? A worker, you racist piece of shit!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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