What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

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Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

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What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

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Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

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What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

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roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

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Whats funnier than Steven Yuhasz being Straight? Womens Rights.

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

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How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

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Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

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Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

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You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

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Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

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Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

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Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

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A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

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Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

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What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

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Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

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A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "why the long face?" The horse replies "my whole family was killed in 911... And I used the money I got from life insurance to get plastic surgery to always have a smile on my face. My doctor botched the surgery, so now my face is elongated. Even for a horse, of course."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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