Shaun Sutton Call me: 1-800-tryhard ;)

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm chuck norris. And I approve of this message.

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Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

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What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

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What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

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Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

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Roses are Red. Violets are blue. I took a shit on your wife's face last night.

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Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

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why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

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Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

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My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

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What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

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What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

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how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

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how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

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what’s worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? one dead baby in 12 trash cans

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When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

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A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

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I like my coffee how I like my women Without a penis

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What does it say on the back of Superman`s cape on the "new" movie? My other actor was an awesome dude, all I got now is this asshole... Moral: Christopher Reeve... takes lasers... shotguns, eats lava with his cornflakes... falls of a horse... dies... Moral2: HEY What is the booing for? This is the ANTI JOKE! SECTION... but now to my sincerest thoughts... Moral 3: R.I.P Christohper Reeve, he lived and died with hope... Dying happy while suffering from one of the worst things that can happen to a human being, is an inspiration to us all! True superman!

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Women are only good for two things... Being raped and being raped in the ass.

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