- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

What is green and slow Grass.

girls basketball

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

What do you call man who travels on foot? a pedestrian

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

what did the asian say to the other asian "where both asian"

What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

you know whats better than lemonade? sex

Balls

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? It doesn't matter, the only chuck that matters is Chuck Norris.

Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

Charlie Sheen is winning

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

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