have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

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A black man shoots some hoops. One of the bullets bounces off the rim and hits him in the eye. The man dies. His grandmother is still alive to attend his funeral.

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There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

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Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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Yo mammas so fat you know what, i think she might die!!

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A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

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Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

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What did the young Muslim man have attached to him? A book-bag, it was is his first week college and he eager for an education.

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Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

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A black man is like a sledge hammer; if you compare him to a sledge hammer, he will hit you with a sledge hammer.

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Guy- Wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah, it's too long. Girl- Wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Nah, you'll never get it.

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If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

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knock knock! who's there? a fat salesperson here to deliver your supplements

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HAHAH MY WORD IS HAPPY CLAPPY

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, many scientists believe that the first living organisms on Earth were single-celled, prokaryotic bacteria.

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Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

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What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

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Is your refrigerator running? I heard there was a power outage in your area.

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A man looks at a glass and says that it is half full. Another man looks at the glass and says that it is half empty. A feminist looked at the glass and said it was being raped

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Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

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What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

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Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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