- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, because if it's black and white, it can't be red.

Feminism

What happens to the yellow hat when it is thrown into the red sea? It get's wet.

what did the african boy get for christmas? what does his ethnicity or his place of origin have anything to do with what he gets for christmas

WELL YOU ARE ALL A ROOF. So pie, my dearest Adam. Like a butthole.

Two men are fighting in a boxing match. One gets punched in the crouch, cries, and goes home to watch "The Simpsons".

Why can't Hellen Keller have kids? Because she's dead, therefore does not possess the ability to bear children.

What's black and white and red all over and can't turn around in an elevator? A nun with a spear through her back

Why did the Mexican get arrested? Because he crossed the border.

A 3 year old child walks into his parents having intercorce the child asked "mommy what were you and daddy doing" she says "sex" the child was scarred for life.

WNBA

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

What smells like smoke, sounds like a pig, and looks like a horse? My mom's boyfriend

A- Knock knock. B- Who's there? A- The interrupting doctor. B- The interrupt- A- You have cancer.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The loss of originality in anti joke formats. And hypocrisy.

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

I am hot he is not can you beleive it I got shot

Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

What did the penis say to the other penis? What? Penis motherbucker

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself pink and throw green banana at her.

Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

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