- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

Q. What is the best way to suicide? A. Kill yourself.

Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

Person 1: Why does food from Subway taste so good? Person 2: I don't know, why? Person 1: Because their ingredients are fresh. Person 2: Um, OK? Person 1: Yeah, it's all under 18. Person 2: Shit...

What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

Facilitator huh? Sounds like someone that kills someone standing in the way, or bribes off others.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

Why was six afraid of seven? 7 is greater than 6. Didn't you learn about number lines in 3rd grade?

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

Chuck Norris got hit by a train. It was a very bloody and sad incident and he will be missed.

What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being chased by a coyote that hadn't eaten in several days.

What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

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