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A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

Knock knock! who's there? Doctor Doctor who? No, this is your actual doctor, you have cancer.

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

Together we can get theist likes on anti-jokes :)

roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

There once was a woman from Ealing, Who had a peculiar feeling She went to the doctors and was consequently diagnosed with Chlamydia

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

I did not thumb this up myself!... click Whoops! At least I am not that douche Moral Man eh? Moral: Whoops! Now if I just don't accidentally type in the answer and...

What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs at noon, and 3 legs in the afternoon? A dog that got its hind legs chopped off, and then only got 1 prosthetic one.

Whats circular and black? a black circle.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

My therapist says that I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that!

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

What's big, red and delicious? A prune. I lied about it being big, red and delicious.

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend? I have AIDS.

A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

Andoni was here

A Mormon walks into a bar

Knock knock! who's there? Doctor Doctor who? No, this is your actual doctor, you have cancer.

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

Together we can get theist likes on anti-jokes :)

roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

There once was a woman from Ealing, Who had a peculiar feeling She went to the doctors and was consequently diagnosed with Chlamydia

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

I did not thumb this up myself!... click Whoops! At least I am not that douche Moral Man eh? Moral: Whoops! Now if I just don't accidentally type in the answer and...

What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs at noon, and 3 legs in the afternoon? A dog that got its hind legs chopped off, and then only got 1 prosthetic one.

Whats circular and black? a black circle.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

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two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

My therapist says that I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that!

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

What's big, red and delicious? A prune. I lied about it being big, red and delicious.

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend? I have AIDS.

A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

Andoni was here

A Mormon walks into a bar

Knock knock! who's there? Doctor Doctor who? No, this is your actual doctor, you have cancer.

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

Together we can get theist likes on anti-jokes :)

roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

There once was a woman from Ealing, Who had a peculiar feeling She went to the doctors and was consequently diagnosed with Chlamydia

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

I did not thumb this up myself!... *click* Whoops! At least I am not that douche Moral Man eh? Moral: Whoops! Now if I just don't accidentally type in the answer and...

What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs at noon, and 3 legs in the afternoon? A dog that got its hind legs chopped off, and then only got 1 prosthetic one.

Whats circular and black? a black circle.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

I did not thumb this up myself!... click Whoops! At least I am not that douche Moral Man eh? Moral: Whoops! Now if I just don't accidentally type in the answer and...