a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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What's red and can't find a family? A fire hydrant

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What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

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I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

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Whats worse than being a black guy? NOTHING.

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Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

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Man U

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what its name is.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

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A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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Why did the little boy refuse to kiss his grandmother? He was afraid she would slip him some tongue.

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Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

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What is more addictive than World Of Warcraft? Heroin

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Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

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A black man and a white man were in a fight. Who won? I don't know. It was pay-per view and I didn't buy it.

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A Homosexual, a platypus, and a rubber spoon walk into a bar...

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David shut the fuck up your cat has asthma and i dropped a weight on its little fucking head that pikey should of drowned it furthermore your sister looks like a greasy alien

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AFTER PONDERING UPON YOUR SUGGESTION... I HAVE CONSIDERED, THOUGHT, SOUGHT TROUGH THE YELLOW PAGES OF WISDOM AND MIGHT, AND MY ANSWER TO THAT SUGGESTION IS... A DEFINITIVE, FIRM AND MANLY... Moral: MAAAAYBEEEEE?!?!?

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Q: What's grey and can't climb trees A: A car park

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God made Coke God made Pepsi God made me, Oh so sexy

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What did the boy say after smoking weed for the first time? -"I don't really feel anything" and his friends explained that is sometimes the case for a first time smoker.

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rose's are red violets are blue bernard is mine and yours too if you hurt him in any way i'll punch you in your face and make you gay Krissc

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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