A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

I was going to tell a gay joke. But that would offensive

One, two, three, four and five

What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

Why did the man give money to the Jew? Why would a man give money to a Jew?

Dumbledore dies.

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

What did the grape say to the bannana? Nothing.

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

women's rights

How do you get a cow off a swing? Hit it with an axe.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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