- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man. A pizza can feed a family of five.

A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

Two straight men walk into a gay bar. They quickly realize their mistake and cross the street to the tavern where they enjoy a beer and some pretzels.

What did the mental patient say to the apple? She didn't say anything because she was a catatonic schizophrenic.

a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream...?? Because he got hit by a white van

What happened when the blonde girl threw a grenade? The enemy pulled the pin and threw it back

"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

kennah campion when she talks

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

Who always participates in "No shave November"? The homeless.

How did the chicken cross the road? Assuming the vehicles yielded to the chicken, it looked both directions before crossing then proceded across the street while staying between the crosswalk lines until it had reached the other side of the road.

What did the boy find I'n his water? Ice

What did the raisin say to the toaster? Nothing. The raisin lacks a central nervous system, and the toaster is an inanimate object.

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