- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What stops a train? A missile

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What happened when the engineering student studied for a physics final? They failed.

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How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

Why could the little girl not swim? She had rabies.

What do elephants and grapes have in common? They are both purple arpart from the elephant, which is grey. I lied about it being purple

Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

All of these jokes are about white people

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

One,two,skip a few... five,six,seven,eight...(and so on ad infinitum)

Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

How was a blonde woman able to get into Harvard? She was smart and had a very good SAT score.

Where do dinosaurs go on vacation? Dinosaurs are mainly extinct except for a select few such as crocodiles, which are arguably ancestors of dinosaurs. With this in mind, dinosaurs do not go on vacation because they are dead.

3 guys are in a car crap manners and shut up.shut up is driving and crape falls out the window so manners goes and gets him. A cop pulls over shut up.he goes what's your name son?shut up.where's your manners boy?over there picking up crape.

why did the 11 year old boy stick his hand in a lawnmower nobody knows he hasnt come out of the coma yet

why did the mexican choose to work as a landscaper instead of at taco bell? landscaping pays much better and was a more practical decision in this economy to support his family of 13.

Q: How do you make an onion cry? A: You can't, it's an onion.

Why did the plane crash The pilot, being an uneducated pilot, crashed the plane as he didn't have proper training, and the whole of the passengers died.

Yo mamma's so short that she is 12 inches below the average height of a woman at her age.

Why did the man shoot up the movie theater? Because he spent his whole child hood playing Call of Duty Black Ops II, Left 4 Dead 2, and Minesweeper. And video games, are the only thing that would rive someone to shoot up a movie theater.

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