- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was just entering the toilet in a transport cafe just as a lorry driver was coming out. "I wouldn't go in there mate if I was you" he said "Why does it smell?" I enquired "No I've just murdered a prostitute"

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

why did the donkey kick the men bc he tryed to pen the tail on hes ass

"Sh*t!" cursed the man. "You're such a potty mouth!" replied the unamused toilet.

Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

What does an Israeli gun sound like? Jew, jew, jew, jew, jew

A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

Yo mama so stupid she was trying to put her M&M's in alphabetical order

i Have read and agreed to the terms of service

How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree??? Because it was dead.....

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Orange is orange

You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

1 out of every 3 relationships someone is cheating, I wonder if it was my wife or my girlfriend

How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

So God answered a paralyzed boy's prayer the other day...He said 'No'

What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

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