- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

A man gets kicked in the testicles... Ow

wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

a man walked into a bar because he needed a part time job to support his family.

what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

An American, a Mexican, and a Chinese person are in an airplane. The three of them ponder throwing someone out for a racist reason, but decide to fly to the destination.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

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