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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

What did the cannibal eat for breakfast? Waffles.

what is the only thing in the world that can pick up 1000 jews at once? A vacuum cleaner

If you go to a restaurant and you have more food on your plate then someone who is obese, you KNOW you have too much food.

why was the toddler sad? he was diagnosed with cancer after his dog was put down because it raped and murdered his parents

roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry time for lunch :D

What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

A: "How much rope does it take to hang a baby?" B: "I don't know, how much?" A: "The guy at Home Depot didn't know either."

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin after being attacked by a man with a mace.

Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

What did the Ethiopian get for Christmas? Nothing.

How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb One because lawyers are usually well educated and know how to screw in a lightbulb

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

It's raining, its pouring, the old man is snoring. He bumps his head, and is quickly rushed to the ER for serious head trauma

You know what they say... Once you go black you...have gone down the road of diversity and it's impossible to back track and return to ones previous misconceptions.

What did the man say when he found a bar of soap in his mailbox? Why is there soap in my mailbox?

Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

Adolf the Red-Nosed Hitler

Doctor, Doctor I think your gay. thats because i am

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

What is the difference between a black man and a piece of fried chicken? Fried chicken is a breaded meal that is high in calories whereas a black man is an unedible human being with feelings.

Why did the little girl with no arms an legs cry? Because she fell off the swing.

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