A homeless man gets a computer. Later that day he is found dead inside the computer.

What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

Adam Sandler is still funny ! *cough*

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

Please don't shoot me

How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

Hi.

a dyslexic man walked his god.

Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

Why are trees green? I have no idea

Why didn't Jane go to school last Thursday? It was summer. No one went to school last Thursday.

why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because Jimmy is a brick wall.

Do you like waffles yeah we like waffles do you like pancakes do you like french toast yeah we like french toast dododododod let me get a mouth full. WAFFLES!!!!!!!

Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

Knock, knock. Who's there? George. George who? Oh sorry, I thought this was number 52. my mistake.

What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

You've been in robotics too long if you start talking to your tools. You've been in there way too long if they start talking back!

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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