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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are flowers, And daisies are too.

What did the orphan get for christmas........Cancer

Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

My asian freind died recently... But on another note why did the chicken cross the road.Crosing the road is a metaphor for killing yourself and the chicken is my asian freind.

CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

How do you know if an elephant has been in your fridge? If it is laying in pieces around the crumbled wreckage of your house. [L]

What did the husband say when his wife startled him as she appeared coming out of the kitchen? You scared me.

What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

I remember the last words my Grandfather said before he kicked the bucket: "Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

The Lord told Moses to come forth. He tripped and came fifth.

Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

What's green and has wheels? A refrigerator, I lied about the green and the wheels.

Why are you so stupid? Becuse I spelled because wrong

who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

whats white and if it fell from a tree it would kill you ? Pat Butcher

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

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