ask me if im poop are you poop? no that is impoible

One white male lives in a city with all blacks. He puts up with gang violence nearly every day.

Im ashamed of being from Canada

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I'm so hungry I could eat food

Why did the goblin have no friends? because no one likes a goblin, including other goblins.

I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

What's the difference between Justin Beeber and a Basett hound? I don't know.

what do you call a man that looks like will ferrel? jim

What has 142 teeth and can hold back the hulk? My zipper.

Why did the girl suck the other guy off? to get paid

Why was the baby crying? It wasn't it got hit by a bus and died.

obamas trench

What's brown and sticky? A penis.

What happened when the irishman left the bar? he didnt

Max who Max Who's there Knock knock I'm dyslexic

Roses are red Violets are blue (not really) I have Alzheimer's Cheese on toast

Why didn't Joe's toaster work anymore? Because he dropped it into the bathtub with him.

Why did the man pick the flower? Because he didn't like flowers.

What do you call it when a black guy runs down a hill? A male of African descent sprinting down a geographical landform that extends above the surrounding terrain.

a weird guy tickled a watermelon.

How many black people does it take to change a light bulb. One, of course. Assuming he/she does not have any physical or mental handicaps.

Whats worse than dying? Nothing, really.

What's green and invisible? This cabbage

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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