A man violently rapes a small child. Unfortunately the child has aids and gives them to the man.

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Why did the blonde buy a hotdog? She didn't. She has chronic anorexia.

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What did the polar bear say to the penguin? Nothing because polar bears lived in the northern hemisphere and penguins lived in the southern. But if one is smuggled from north to south or vice-versa. The polar would growl and consume the penguin.

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Why did the man get off the bus? Penis

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What do all of these jokes have in common? They're not funny. You see, the definition of an anti-joke is a "type of indirect humor that involves the joke-teller delivering something which is deliberately not funny, or lacking in intrinsic meaning. The audience is expecting something humorous, and when this does not happen, the irony itself is of comedic value." As this is a page full of anti-jokes, we know to expect the unfunny - thus robbing us of the experience of an anti-joke.

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Yo mommas so fat they had to change 'one size fits all' to 'one size fits most'

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Max who Max Who's there Knock knock I'm dyslexic

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ask me if im poop are you poop? no that is impoible

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What is worse than the Holocaust? a Michael Bay movie

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This is my firstever post so I wanted to make it very specialand have it really mean something, then I though fark that for a joke

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In Soviet Russia, You drive the car, fill it up with gas and park it Just like in America

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What's rock hard and is sharp? A rock...and my penis.

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My mumma your mumma live down the street 18,19 marble street out came you and out came me but then your mumma died from her pee

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Yo mama so stupid she tried to drown a dog and was quite successful at it. Know she serves a death sentence.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects and can therefore not speak.

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A black walks into a Kentucky Fried Chicken. He was a customer.

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My doctor recommended I take anger management classes. That really pisses me off.

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What has wheels and spins round and round? A dog in a wheelchair.

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What did the cat say to another ? meow

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Why did the man start crying? Because he lost his job.

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Ever hear the joke about the black guy going to jail its not a joke.

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what is faster than a cheetah? i dont know what? if i knew why would i be asking..

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A man goes to his drug dealer to buy Meth, there is no joke here, he is addicted to meth.

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Hello penis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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