- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the chicken cross the road? What kind of society have we created that a chicken can't even cross a road without his motives being questioned?

Surprise mother father (A+)

Q: Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? A: Because he's dead.

Barack Obama.

Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas? There is no Santa Claus.

Knock knock Who's there? The police. You are under arrest for sodomy.

What do you call a man with a bad haircut? A man with a bad haircut

A man walks into a bar. He leaves when he realizes he is supposed to be at a business meeting

A woman's opinion

Q: What's sad about seeing a dead twenty year old lying at the corner of a street with a beer bottle in his hand? A: He owed me twenty bucks.

Why did the blond play Russian roulette? She is very poor and needs the money so she can feed her son.

your mammas so fat she has to buy pants in the xxlarge section of the store

Why i Hate people. They are alive. The are breathing. The are near me.

Rosa Parks is going to be here if she gets to the bus on time!

Those days where everything goes wrong, and you think to yourself "I just gotta do whats right here"... ...Sigh... 2. DO YOU KNOW WHY I HATE YOU SO MUCH? BECAUSE I HATE YOU! (Blame is on me, love and hate are not opposites, send me a copy of your book, and ill rip it out for you)

Yo momma's so ugly, she decided to get plastic surgery and now has much higher self-esteem.

What Does Alex J Simpsons Face have in Common with his hand? Spaghetti

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind.

What is a wok? A wok is sumting you twow at wabbits.

What do you call a black guy in college? A student.

Q. Why can’t a teacher lift weights? A. Because, most teachers are women and most women do not enjoy It.

what is small and is not fair Mitt Romneys tax rate

What do you get when you cross some eggs and some toast? Breakfast.

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rihno? Rihno-elephant

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