- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cow get for Christmas? A tree

Why does your mom not love you.... Because she is not your real mom.

Penis.

What would be the consequence of a terrorist detonating a 500 kT nuclear bomb in Manhattan? A ridiculous question. All enriched uranium in Pakistan is safe and out of reach of terrorists, their govt. has assured. Please ask about realistic scenarios next time.

Why did the man start crying? Because he lost his job.

What do get when you cross a truck and a cliff? Flames.

Why did the Koala Fall out of the tree, It was Dead

Whats Brown and sticky... Shit

This is my firstever post so I wanted to make it very specialand have it really mean something, then I though fark that for a joke

What do you call a fly without wings? A fly without wings.

Why did Charlie Sheen laugh at the TV? Because there happened to be a comedy on.

Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Yeah neither did she.

What did the redneck say to the Muslim? Nothing, he is too blinded by racial hatred and ignorance after terrorist attacks on the U.S to speak with him despite having common interests, such as baseball.

What did the poor sickly orphan get for Christmas? Nothing.

What's the animal that eats with its tail? All of them, since they won't take it off when they get to eat.

What do you do when your dishwasher isn't working? Beat it senseless, and then tell your wife you need a new one.

Izzy and Zayn Malick got married. Then Zayn asked for a divorce due to their age difference..

Q: What's sad about seeing a dead twenty year old lying at the corner of a street with a beer bottle in his hand? A: He owed me twenty bucks.

What did the gay logger do to the tree with a hole in it? Cut it down.

I am darkness, soon I shall rule the world, those of you that desire to serve me thumb this up, those of you that desire eternal fear beyond your imagination, thumb me down. Moral: Try thinking of me and thinking "he is crazy", in order to unlock the secrets behind spontaneous human combustion.

why did the black guy win a gold medal in the olympics? hard work, dedication and determanation! what no one else can be bothered to do anymore because of all this new technology and stuff!! get of your arse and do something active. NOW!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually 6 wasn't afraid of 7 because numbers have are not living things, therefore have no consciousness or emotions, meaning that numerical digits can not have a fear or be afraid of another number.

What's brown, liquid and bad for your health in large doses? Did you guess: Coca Cola? Soda? Beer? Pepsi? Wrong. It's beer. Did this Anti-joke sound pretentious? Don't worry, you're not the only one.

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