What's worse than death? Nothing.

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what did the cat say when he walked into a room full of dogs? Get meowt of here!

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue Bitches Like U Belong In The Zoo

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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A sheep walks into a baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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Knock-Knock. Who's there? The person knocking at your door.

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Why am I losing my time writing this joke even knowing that I will get lots of thumbs down?

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i hate anti-jokes ;)

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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I don't know what I've been told I'm a refrigerator

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This guy dies and his wife gets him cremated. She takes the ashes home and lays them out on the table and starts talking to them. "You know that fur coat you promised me? I bought it with the insurance money. You know the new car you promised me? I bought it with the insurance money." Then she whispers, "You know that blowjob I promised you? Well, here it comes..."

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It was a stormy night and a stinking boy was running away from the co-op, he was clutching onto his pocket and constantly looked over his shoulder.... panting the boy reaches for a rusty door handle he opens the door quickly and shuts it behind him. "mam i got tea" said the boy "thanks david we will eat tonight for once" said a big chinned pharaoh.

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I like my women like I like my coffee. Without a penis.

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What did the poor sickly orphan get for Christmas? Nothing.

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Roberto: Did you watch that WNBA game tonight?!? Will: No Roberto: Me either

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Why did the Black man cross the street? To get to the other side.

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I'm tired of your blind jokes, I just don't see the humor in them........

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Yo mama so fat she doesn't need news, shes worldwide. ~YN~

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How many friends did Jeffery have? 0 because he ate them and put them in his fridge.

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If a rooster lays a brown egg on the south side of an Asian man's roof, which way would I turn at the intersection? Folderol, because laundry has no soul.

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hey

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What did Darth Vader say when he spilled his drink? Darth Vader is a fictional character and is not a part of humanity.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? He had heard from a mutual friend that his ex-girlfriend, who he had recently broken up with, would be present at the same party and to avoid an awkward encounter he chose not to go.

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How do you confuse a blonde? You ask her a question.

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Anti Joke

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