What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Robin get in the car.

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What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot.

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I like my women like I like my coffee. Without a penis.

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What never seems to get old? AIDS.

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What do you call someone who can't move their arms or their legs A quadriplegic

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How many lemons does it take to fix a lightbulb Lemons can't fix lightbulbs as the don't have a mind,heart or any limbs.Think about that crap.

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What did the boy get for creating a fantastic AntiJoke? Leukemia

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Why did the cow jump over the moon? He cant jump over the moon due to low gravity

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What happened to the chicken crossing the road? She found a male chicken, had many babies and lived happily forever after.

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Me:I talk to myself to much. Me:Same

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Why did the man get off the bus? Penis

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How many rednecks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Three.

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Did you hear about the speed reader on top of the Twin towers? 90 stories 5 seconds.

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Three men walk into a bar. You'd think one of them would have seen it.

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An Asian child flunks a test.

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A: Knock Knock. B:Who's there? A: The IRS and Child Protective Services

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Bob fell off his roof.

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What is green and invisible? This cabbage.

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how Sudan answered England when England's ambassador eaten by Sudanese people? Eat ours

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A blonde is standing on the edge of a 20-story building. He's had a rather rough life.

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What's worse than death? Nothing.

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizza is not a group of people but in fact a dish originating in the Middle East.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? The police The police who? I'm sorry mam but your husband is dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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