The chicken hesitated to cross the road. It pondered endlessly on the ramifications of not crossing the road, the future jokes that would never have been made. So it crossed the road with no real purpose for others to come up with unique ideas. Just kidding there is no proof that chickens have ever existed. There is proof that Barack Obama is a woman, however.

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why didn't the drug addict take steroids? he was going to but died due to years of substance abuse

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane over New York? The Pilot.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like pancakes Ouch! That hurt!

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Everyone is amazed because he can now walk.

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How many Polish people does it take to screw in a light bulb? My dad is dead.

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What did Darth Vader say when he spilled his drink? Darth Vader is a fictional character and is not a part of humanity.

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What do u call a black polar bear? A black bear

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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Why did the woman fall over? Because she had both of her arms amputated so when she lost her balance she had nothing to counter her weight going forward with an inverse motion.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had cancer and died.

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What do you get when you cross a turtle and a cheetah? A fictional animal.

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics? Not being disabled.

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Friends are like snow: If you piss on them, they disappear.

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You might be a redneck if you spent all day in the sun without sunscreen.

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Why did Nigel decide to lie and remain on the ground? He didn't. Somebody beat him ruthlessly and stole his wheelchair. Nigel has no legs by the way.

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Why did the Black man cross the street? To get to the other side.

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Two men walked into a bar. The third man ducked.

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What the black guy say to the Jew during the blizzard? I think it's snowing.

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A priest, a nun, and a rabbi walk into a bar. There's a massive earthquake and the bar collapses to the ground, killing everyone inside.

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Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

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A teenage girl walks into a bar and orders an alcoholic drink. The bartender declines the order as she is under the legal age of purchasing and consuming alcohol.

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What is funnier than this joke? Jokes with higher ratings.

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What did the Neo-Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

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