Q. What do you call a bunch of guys in a shower? A. The Holocaust.

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What did the homeless war veteran get for christmas? Nothing because we don't treat our veterans very well.

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Why couldn't the asian drive the car. He was underage and did not have his license yet.

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ROB SNIEDER ISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS A CAARRRRROT! rated pg-13

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What does 1+1 equal? 2

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Why did the disabled man fall of the swing, someone shot him.

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what do you get when you combine fire and water? alcohol

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ARE YOU READY FOR THE OLDEST ANTIJOKE EVER WRITTEN: HERE IT COMES....... THE MOST ANCIENT OF THEM ALL...... ARE YOU READY?????? HERE WE GO...... Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! THAT'S RIGHT. THIS IS IN FACT AN ANTI JOKE - "...ends with such an anti climax...the lack of punchline is the punchline."

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Why did the boat sink? It ran into an iceberg.

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Why is your face? Because.

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Q. Why can’t a teacher lift weights? A. Because, most teachers are women and most women do not enjoy It.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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How do you make a plumber stop sagging? Tickle his crack

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What do you call an arab with a shemagh on his head and a gun A man who is concerned for his wellbeing and family

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what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing you already told her twice

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dog, which also fell out of the tree.

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knock knock who's there? roses are red, violets are blue, i shit in a bag and now its in flames on your porch

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Why couldn't Carys answer the phone? - She had an ear infection.

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What do the Chinese call ping pong? Ping pong.

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Q: Why couldn't Katie ride a bike? A: Because she has leprosy.

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What is Green and taste like an apple? An Apple

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Why did the moron jump through the window?

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Why were the floors of the movie theaters so sticky? Spilled beverages.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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