Knock knock ... KNOCK KNOCK ... I guess nobody's home.

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ROB SNIEDER ISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS A CAARRRRROT! rated pg-13

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Whats worse than dying? Nothing, really.

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You might be a redneck if you spent all day in the sun without sunscreen.

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What do you get when you cross and unicorn with a loaf of bread? Cantaloupe

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually 6 wasn't afraid of 7 because numbers have are not living things, therefore have no consciousness or emotions, meaning that numerical digits can not have a fear or be afraid of another number.

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Why doesn't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead

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Why I the kid still at school? His mom was brutally run over by a car

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A blonde is standing on the edge of a 20-story building. He's had a rather rough life.

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knock knock. who's there thatsron thatsron who thatsron man

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Q) You know how I know your gay A) Cuz your gay

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Jews...

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Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin says "oh my god were going to die!" The other says "Holy shit a talking muffin!"

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What do you call a man who writes anti-jokes? Rhys, because that is my name. thank you

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What did Batman say to his parents? Nothing. They're dead. Idiot.

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The King stands next to a pole. The King goes away, the pole stays there.

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What is 6 plus 9? 15.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? If you eat a Jew, you're deemed a cannibal and are frowned upon by the majority of society.

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When's the best time to go to the dentist? When you have an appointment.

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Why did the moron jump through the window?

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Do you know what does Wikipedia says about Elton John ? It says that Sir Elton Hercules John, CBE (born Reginald Kenneth Dwight; 25 March 1947) is an English singer-songwriter, composer and pianist. He has worked with his songwriting partner Bernie Taupin since 1967; they have collaborated on more than 30 albums to date.

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How do you get rid of a stalker? You throw a fridge at them!

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What's worse than repeating holocaust jokes? Repeating the holocaust.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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