How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Approximately 75 pounds of wood a day

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Whats worse than the holucaust.......... Nothing

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The iguana is the only mammal capable of photosynthesis.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

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What did the nurse say to the man who got an erection while being given a sponge bath? She assured him it was a normal reaction and moved on to clean his arms.

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Baking a cake can be very hard and stressful, just like beating a slut with an axe.

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one day a grape was in the sun raisin

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because Se7en was a scary movie!

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I hate being bi-polar; it's awesome!

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A black guy and a white guy walk into a bar, they were both unemployed and blowing their savings on their alcohol addictions

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Yo mamma's so fat, she should try NutriSystem.

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What do the Chinese call ping pong? Ping pong.

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whats red and can fall on you blood from a hunted duck.

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whats long black, eight inches and sometimes has white on the tips of them? a black mans foot the wears an eight inch shoe.

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A man walks into a bar.... no wait! It's a horse! A man walks into a horse...

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Knock Knock! Hmm. I'm not expecting anyone. It's probably just a telemarketer, and I'm not very interested in purchasing anything at the moment. I won't answer it.

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How do you keep a black guy out of your backyard? You tell him "STAY OUT"

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Q. What is green and has wheels? A. Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

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What smells like shit and is covered in cheese? Sean's pizza socks.

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Why did the black man die? He drove off a cliff.

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Whats the easiest way to solve problems in Haiti? Nuke them.

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A black man walked into a bar. Had a drink, and left.

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A young girl falls off a swing, she is paralysed from the neck down and unable to walk every agian.

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How'd the little kid get down the stairs when nobody was home? He fell down thhem.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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